adiostoreadumb:
“ adiostoreadumb:
“ Ok so funny sorry. This random woman was trying so fucking hard to keep a straight face so for 15 seconds or so she was just staring and trying to kind of ignore the fact that I was a green alien thing.
I was...

adiostoreadumb:

adiostoreadumb:

Ok so funny sorry. This random woman was trying so fucking hard to keep a straight face so for 15 seconds or so she was just staring and trying to kind of ignore the fact that I was a green alien thing.

I was determined to break her poker face, so I made this wonderful face and said “Hey sexy~”

THE SOUND SHE MADE WAS INHUMAN AND SHE ALMOST FELL OFF HER CHAIR LAUGHING.

Mission accomplished.

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